you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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