just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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