discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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