that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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