it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.