Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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