It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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