I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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