So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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