i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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