Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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