There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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