maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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