I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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