i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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