bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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