Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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