check it out our google latitudes are spooning
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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