i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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