Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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