no. you can't hotbox the world.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
50% drunk capacity currently
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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