Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she smelled like a LAN party
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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