he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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