I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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