Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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