just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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