I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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