i don't like sucking hair
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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