Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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