The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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