I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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