belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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