I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Randomize
