I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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