My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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