The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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