Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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