It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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