At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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