Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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