the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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