Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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