its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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