You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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