Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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