Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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