Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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