Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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