next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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