just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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