Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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