your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he fucked my hip out of place.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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