yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
