Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Bring me that man meat
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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