Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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