This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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