How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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