How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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